Friday, June 11, 2010

Victoria's Secret, we're in a fight

Dear Victoria's Secret,
    First I want to say, I've never been a huge fan of your product. Yet, until now, I had no real reason, other than price, to base this dislike upon.  I think your product is just too expensive.  Maybe I'm just cheap.  I don't know. This is really besides the point.  About a year and a half ago I ordered a bunch of bathing suits from you, since you were having a good sale, for my honeymoon.  When the package arrived you had thrown in two pairs of underwear.  One I absolutely hated and only wear when there's nothing better that's clean.  The other pair was a seamless Body by Victoria pair, in a horrible yellow color.  I wore these from time to time cause they were pretty good for not creating VPL.
    I go to the gym at work on my lunch break.  I do this to relieve stress from my job and try to be healthy.  As Americans we kinda have the odds stacked against us when health is concerned.  Since I have to go back to work after working out, I always bring a clean pair of underwear.  I know this seems like I'm giving up too much personal information, but please, just wait.  Today, I brought your shitty pair of underwear.  As I went to pull them on in the shower they BROKE.  The side, which was not tearing, or had any visible damage, completely split apart.  For a second I wasn't sure what to do, and then I decided to tie the sides together, diaper style, so that I didn't have to finish the day panty-less.
    So, as I sit here writing this letter, wearing putrid colored yellow underwear, that is tied in a knot on the left side, not out of style but necessity, I can't help but worry about the right side.  Will I be walking somewhere, and feel that snap apart?  Thank you for your products shoddy workmanship, as it has given me a reason, other than my tight wallet, to never shop at your store again.  Victoria's Secret, we are officially in a fight.  Terrible F


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