Dear Victoria's Secret,
First I want to say, I've never been a huge fan of your product. Yet, until now, I had no real reason, other than price, to base this dislike upon. I think your product is just too expensive. Maybe I'm just cheap. I don't know. This is really besides the point. About a year and a half ago I ordered a bunch of bathing suits from you, since you were having a good sale, for my honeymoon. When the package arrived you had thrown in two pairs of underwear. One I absolutely hated and only wear when there's nothing better that's clean. The other pair was a seamless Body by Victoria pair, in a horrible yellow color. I wore these from time to time cause they were pretty good for not creating VPL.
I go to the gym at work on my lunch break. I do this to relieve stress from my job and try to be healthy. As Americans we kinda have the odds stacked against us when health is concerned. Since I have to go back to work after working out, I always bring a clean pair of underwear. I know this seems like I'm giving up too much personal information, but please, just wait. Today, I brought your shitty pair of underwear. As I went to pull them on in the shower they BROKE. The side, which was not tearing, or had any visible damage, completely split apart. For a second I wasn't sure what to do, and then I decided to tie the sides together, diaper style, so that I didn't have to finish the day panty-less.
So, as I sit here writing this letter, wearing putrid colored yellow underwear, that is tied in a knot on the left side, not out of style but necessity, I can't help but worry about the right side. Will I be walking somewhere, and feel that snap apart? Thank you for your products shoddy workmanship, as it has given me a reason, other than my tight wallet, to never shop at your store again. Victoria's Secret, we are officially in a fight. Terrible F